bombing:

attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon

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dampsandwich:

Well “officer” if thats even your real name,

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if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands

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